Simply no time

There's simply no time for this
No time to eat or take a dump
Thump what was that
Imagine that, there goes my bowling ball bag
Down the stairs
Nope not a bowling ball
The computer
Just as well, I'm not self employed
Who am I kidding, or shitting
Not shitting at all
Really backed up
Can you give mommy some privacy?

Noooooooooooooooo!

Day is over
Night night I love you