My pediatrician is from 1953

1953 was the year,
Here here,
There's only so much a pediatrician can do
When they ain't you
Go back to the olden days
Graze on some Frito Lays
Dr. Kureth
"Rice has arsenic"
What, excuse me, I need to sit
"Don't feed it to your kid"
Said the dull and melting tupperware lid
"I got you I got you, no worries"
My kid and I ran out in a hurry